Archive for 'Humor Hall' Category
The Art of Comedy
28 June 2010There is invariably room for sense of humour in the work place, whether one consumes it throughout a presentation, in individual conversations, or on the telephone. Making people laugh can effortlessly be a ice breaker if things are not going well or during a hard day.
Folk operate, contemplate, and verbalise in assorted methods. How […]
Getting down to basics with a web site.
24 March 2010What is a web site?A web site is a associated collection of web pages on the world wide web, consisting of files that are organised into a hierarchy. Each file/document can consist of a combination of graphics, text, audio video and other dynamic or static material. A website is most commonly used as a communication […]
How Come Mexican Drug Runners Build Their Tunnels Better than Coal Mines?
25 February 2009Over the past decade United States Drug Enforcement Agency and Border Patrol Agents along with the Federal Bureau of Investigations have discovered tunnels under our borders. These tunnels have been used to ship many tons of drugs right under the US Border.
The Department of Homeland Security is extremely concerned that Al Queda may use these […]
ALL ABOUT CHORTLES
23 February 2009Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
ALL ABOUT CHORTLES
Or, everything you wanted to know about this 8-letter word!
By Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, a professor of paltry pedantry with a passionate interest in high-energy brain candy, low-calorie chit-chat, not to mention flatulent free food for thought.
The other day as I was leafing through an oddly-named if not rather obscure […]
Never Trust A Man With A Bread-Shaped Head
11 February 2009The plan was very simple, all we had to do was go to the county fair in clown getup, and walk around giving kids the animal shaped balloons we made, do a few magic tricks, and perform a few stupid skits that clowns do. It is funny how some of the most simple times in […]
THE INTERNET ADVENTURES OF STUPIDMAN
8 February 2009Introduction
I have know R.H. Jaycox (Jay), the author of Internet Profit Pearls, for over a decade. A while back he asked me to read a pre-final draft (don’t know how many pre-s I should really use) of the book. Technically I don’t have a clue of what he was talking about but,having lost money through […]
The Magic Button That Earns $3,546 or more
2 February 2009Ever wonder how a “guru” earns $3,546 or more just by pressing a button?
The first thing a newbie learns when landing on the Internet is that it is full of hype. Hype this. Hype that. But when you cut through the hype, there is one simple truth. If you want to make real money on […]
Hockey Summer Season; Will Be Played On Roller Skates
30 January 2009Professional hockey associations, long mournful of the unfortunately seasonal nature of their game, have decided to give the boys of summer a run for their money.
To effect the balmy transformation, the teams will transform their footwear from ice skates to roller skates.
The players are not entirely comfortable with the proposal.
One star expressed concern, saying, “I’m […]
Come Out With Your Checkbook Open
3 January 2009Joey, daring the spotlights that were scanning the warehouse in which he was holed up, took a quick look out the window at the crowd below, and shouted, “Never, you dirty, rotten bill collectors!” Then he ducked back to the haven beneath the sill.
He recently got more into debt than usual - in fact, he […]
Wild, Wild Westerns
2 January 2009In the early days of Hollywood, for studios like Universal Westerns were the easiest films to make. They required very few props and made use of the wide-open spaces available in the area. Even the smallest studio, sometimes an empty space between two buildings known as a lot, could easily film outside. It was a […]